Thursday

Today is Thursday. YOU MUST NOT GO OUTSIDE!

  1. Ordnance Survey, the national mapping agency for Great Britain, is set to publish revised maps for the whole of the British isles in the wake of social distancing measures. The new 1:50,000 scale maps are simply a revision of the older 1:25,000 scale map but all geographical features have been moved further apart.
  2. Do you have a pet? Today’s task is to create a scaled-down, fully-working cinema in your house for your pet and then screen the 2016 blockbuster The Secret Life of Pets.
  3. At 8:00pm this evening please dance on your doorstep. Dance like it’s 1987; dance like nobody is watching—even though everybody is watching, and Kevin is live-streaming it to Facebook. Dance to say thank you to sofas.

Knife, fork, spoon. That’s the right order. Fork, spoo… no! Knife, fork, spoon.

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Gareth J M Saunders

I’m Gareth J M Saunders, 6′ 4″, father of 3 boys (including twins). Scrum master at Vision Ltd, Dundee. Latterly, web architect and agile project manager at the University of St Andrews and former warden at Agnes Blackadder Hall. Enneagram type FOUR and introvert, I am a non-stipendiary priest in the Scottish Episcopal Church, I sing with the NYCGB alumni choir, play guitar, write, draw and laugh… a lot.

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